I’ve had the same dream for so many years
To hear that special sound in both of my ears
Turn it on, crank it up
I’m in trouble when I’m hearing double

And when I come home late from the show
I’m hoping all that systems are go
Those days of mono a thing of the past
Put another record on the pornograph

Stereo, here in my head
Stereo, here in my bed
Stereo, forget your fears
I hear sweet music in both of my ears
Turn them around, I’m wired for sound

Some people may say it’s not right
But I could listen to those sounds all night
And I don’t care what people may say
I’ll take stereo every day